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  Breast 
 Irish man looking for a breast enlargement for his wife…one snag….he doesn’t want her to know that she’s to have surgery! Can he get away with it?

0906 7809820

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  Bus Timetable 
 Why is it you wait for a bus then three come at once? Even the drivers don’t know but our man in Ireland is on hand and he sure knows how to get a proper answer…with a little help!

0906 7809805

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  Cab Firm Rage 
 Your victim gets a call from someone who gets pulled over by the cops for road rage and tries to get your victim to lie to the police on their behalf

0906 7809836

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  Carvan
 Estate Agents are always one for a laugh and they are always on the look out for new properties…here’s one new let they wish they didn’t have to advertise!

0906 7809800

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  Cassock 1 
 Not everyone feels comfortable wearing one around the house but our man is ringing around religious shops trying to find one! Don’t let the local priest find out!

0906 7809815

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  Children In The Sun 
 In contact with aliens!!…..We have a message for you from the other side….your victim will listen to the madness of our caller a she tries to pass on a message for all mankind!

0906 7809816

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  Dentures 
Are my husband’s dentures ready yet? What? I can’t hear you! Rub up a dentist the wrong way with this hysterical joke!

0906 7809821

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  Double Glazing 
 Have you been playing around with my girlfriend?
Our caller rubs up an un-expecting double glazer who wants to know the truth…or he’ll come round to your house!

0906 7809822

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  Drivers Mate 
 Everyone wants to be a drivers mate….at least this one does…maybe your friend doesn't!!!

0906 7809825

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  Ear Ear
 SPEAK UP! I CAN’T HEAR YOU!
Had a phone call from someone old and hard of hearing, well that is what happens to your victim in this excellent prank, listen in to see how loud they will shout so the deaf old geezer can hear them.

0906 7809801

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  Hedgehog 1 
 A stinking hedgehog outside your gate! Who can you complain to when you want to get it removed…this lovely lady is not taking it lying down!

0906 7809810

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  Hedgehog 2 
 That hedgehog is still there and our caller is getting more angry….and so are the people he’s’ calling!

0906 7809818

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  House Fumigation 
 Here’s one for you…get the rat man calling your unsuspecting friends! Not just any rat mind you, this is the large south American rat the size of a dog!

0906 7809811

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  Lock Jaw 
 In pain and can hardly speak, a man calls the dentist with lock jaw and she’s hardly sympathetic! One for your friends!

0906 7809802

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  LockJaw 1 
 More hilarity and laughter as our lock jaw gentleman friend wants help…but no one will take him seriously!

0906 7809807

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  Mountain Bikes 
 I want to buy these mountain bikes but they’ve only be used twice! There must be something wrong with them or at least our man thinks there should be! Get that shop keeper angry!

0906 7809829

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  Plant Fitter 
 Is there a job for a plant fitter or landscape gardener…not even our two friends here know what’s going on…or what the real job is that’s up for grabs!

0906 7809808

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  Power Bikes 
 A wheezy elderly gentleman calls an unsuspecting shop keeper looking for a power bike to cycle a long distance Will he sell it to him? This is a laugh a minute!

0906 7809827

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  Rat Infestation 
 Here’s another rat one for you…get the rat man calling your unsuspecting friends! Not just any infestation though, our man has the photos to prove it, will your friends believe him!

0906 7809803

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  Richard Evens 
 Here’s an unsuspecting call for you for one of your friends…They’ll think he’s the real thing and wants them…little doe they know!

0906 7809834

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  2nd Hand Car Salesman  
 Did you sell a car to my wife? She paid over £4,000 for this rust bucket and this husband is not happy! Will he get a refund?

0906 7809806

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  Romantic Evening 
 A romantic overnight stay at a lovely hotel…..what does it include? Our caller wants to know if he can change the whole package – will they give in!

0906 7809812

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  Stan Reid 
 Here’s another unsuspecting call for you for one of your friends…They’ll think he’s the real thing and wants them…little doe they know!

0906 7809835

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  Stripper Fi Fi 
 Fifi is our Sexy French Female striptease artist who calls your victim to perform a sexy videophone striptease, pity they don’t have a video phone, never mind they will just have to listen instead - listen into the fun

0906 7809830

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  Stripper Jacque 
 Sexy French male striptease artist who calls your victim to perform a sexy videophone striptease, pity they don’t have a video phone, never mind they will just have to listen instead - listen into this hilarious prank

0906 7809831

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  Ted Jarvis 
 Your Victim gets a message from Our "Mr. Angry" Ted Jarvis who accuses them of keep calling him, and he wants them to call him so he can give them a piece of his mind – This is especially Funny if you can manage to listen into the prank call as well!

0906 7809837

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  Telesales 
 A classic from our Irish friends…looking for a job in telesales? Have you got what it takes to be the high flyer? Our man sure thinks he does, only his new boss has other ideas!

0906 7809813

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  Temple 
 Fancy telling your friends their neighbours’ lands is making way for a new Muslim temple? They won’t be happy!!

0906 7809804

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  Thai Date 
 I was given your number to sort me out with a little company…maybe a Thai date to make me happy?  Only one way to find out!

0906 7809814

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  Trainers  
 I want to return my trainers…they got wet and they’re faulty….did I tell you I put them in the oven as well but I still want a refund!

0906 7809809

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  Tyne Jump 
 Journalist calls a local lady looking for a volunteer to front a charity bash! No doubt there are rules to the exception but will she take the bait!

0906 7809819

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