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Can he get away with it? 0906 7809820 Calls cost £1.50 per min Mobile calls may cost more Callers must be 18+ years old UK only   Bus Timetable   Why is it you wait for a bus then three come at once? Even the drivers don’t know but our man in Ireland is on hand and he sure knows how to get a proper answer…with a little help! 0906 7809805 Calls cost £1.50 per min Mobile calls may cost more Callers must be 18+ years old UK only   Cab Firm Rage   Your victim gets a call from someone who gets pulled over by the cops for road rage and tries to get your victim to lie to the police on their behalf 0906 7809836 Calls cost £1.50 per min Mobile calls may cost more Callers must be 18+ years old UK only   Carvan  Estate Agents are always one for a laugh and they are always on the look out for new properties…here’s one new let they wish they didn’t have to advertise! 0906 7809800 Calls cost £1.50 per min Mobile calls may cost more Callers must be 18+ years old UK only   Cassock 1   Not everyone feels comfortable wearing one around the house but our man is ringing around religious shops trying to find one! Don’t let the local priest find out! 0906 7809815 Calls cost £1.50 per min Mobile calls may cost more Callers must be 18+ years old UK only   Children In The Sun   In contact with aliens!!…..We have a message for you from the other side….your victim will listen to the madness of our caller a she tries to pass on a message for all mankind! 0906 7809816 Calls cost £1.50 per min Mobile calls may cost more Callers must be 18+ years old UK only   Dentures  Are my husband’s dentures ready yet? What? I can’t hear you! Rub up a dentist the wrong way with this hysterical joke! 0906 7809821 Calls cost £1.50 per min Mobile calls may cost more Callers must be 18+ years old UK only   Double Glazing   Have you been playing around with my girlfriend? Our caller rubs up an un-expecting double glazer who wants to know the truth…or he’ll come round to your house! 0906 7809822 Calls cost £1.50 per min Mobile calls may cost more Callers must be 18+ years old UK only   Drivers Mate   Everyone wants to be a drivers mate….at least this one does…maybe your friend doesn't!!! 0906 7809825 Calls cost £1.50 per min Mobile calls may cost more Callers must be 18+ years old UK only   Ear Ear  SPEAK UP! I CAN’T HEAR YOU! Had a phone call from someone old and hard of hearing, well that is what happens to your victim in this excellent prank, listen in to see how loud they will shout so the deaf old geezer can hear them. 0906 7809801 Calls cost £1.50 per min Mobile calls may cost more Callers must be 18+ years old UK only   Hedgehog 1   A stinking hedgehog outside your gate! Who can you complain to when you want to get it removed…this lovely lady is not taking it lying down! 0906 7809810 Calls cost £1.50 per min Mobile calls may cost more Callers must be 18+ years old UK only   Hedgehog 2   That hedgehog is still there and our caller is getting more angry….and so are the people he’s’ calling! 0906 7809818 Calls cost £1.50 per min Mobile calls may cost more Callers must be 18+ years old UK only   House Fumigation   Here’s one for you…get the rat man calling your unsuspecting friends! Not just any rat mind you, this is the large south American rat the size of a dog! 0906 7809811 Calls cost £1.50 per min Mobile calls may cost more Callers must be 18+ years old UK only   Lock Jaw   In pain and can hardly speak, a man calls the dentist with lock jaw and she’s hardly sympathetic! One for your friends! 0906 7809802 Calls cost £1.50 per min Mobile calls may cost more Callers must be 18+ years old UK only   LockJaw 1   More hilarity and laughter as our lock jaw gentleman friend wants help…but no one will take him seriously! 0906 7809807 Calls cost £1.50 per min Mobile calls may cost more Callers must be 18+ years old UK only   Mountain Bikes   I want to buy these mountain bikes but they’ve only be used twice! There must be something wrong with them or at least our man thinks there should be! Get that shop keeper angry! 0906 7809829 Calls cost £1.50 per min Mobile calls may cost more Callers must be 18+ years old UK only   Plant Fitter   Is there a job for a plant fitter or landscape gardener…not even our two friends here know what’s going on…or what the real job is that’s up for grabs! 0906 7809808 Calls cost £1.50 per min Mobile calls may cost more Callers must be 18+ years old UK only   Power Bikes   A wheezy elderly gentleman calls an unsuspecting shop keeper looking for a power bike to cycle a long distance Will he sell it to him? This is a laugh a minute! 0906 7809827 Calls cost £1.50 per min Mobile calls may cost more Callers must be 18+ years old UK only   Rat Infestation   Here’s another rat one for you…get the rat man calling your unsuspecting friends! Not just any infestation though, our man has the photos to prove it, will your friends believe him! 0906 7809803 Calls cost £1.50 per min Mobile calls may cost more Callers must be 18+ years old UK only   Richard Evens   Here’s an unsuspecting call for you for one of your friends…They’ll think he’s the real thing and wants them…little doe they know! 0906 7809834 Calls cost £1.50 per min Mobile calls may cost more Callers must be 18+ years old UK only   2nd Hand Car Salesman    Did you sell a car to my wife? She paid over £4,000 for this rust bucket and this husband is not happy! Will he get a refund? 0906 7809806 Calls cost £1.50 per min Mobile calls may cost more Callers must be 18+ years old UK only   Romantic Evening   A romantic overnight stay at a lovely hotel…..what does it include? Our caller wants to know if he can change the whole package – will they give in! 0906 7809812 Calls cost £1.50 per min Mobile calls may cost more Callers must be 18+ years old UK only   Stan Reid   Here’s another unsuspecting call for you for one of your friends…They’ll think he’s the real thing and wants them…little doe they know! 0906 7809835 Calls cost £1.50 per min Mobile calls may cost more Callers must be 18+ years old UK only   Stripper Fi Fi   Fifi is our Sexy French Female striptease artist who calls your victim to perform a sexy videophone striptease, pity they don’t have a video phone, never mind they will just have to listen instead - listen into the fun 0906 7809830 Calls cost £1.50 per min Mobile calls may cost more Callers must be 18+ years old UK only   Stripper Jacque   Sexy French male striptease artist who calls your victim to perform a sexy videophone striptease, pity they don’t have a video phone, never mind they will just have to listen instead - listen into this hilarious prank 0906 7809831 Calls cost £1.50 per min Mobile calls may cost more Callers must be 18+ years old UK only   Ted Jarvis   Your Victim gets a message from Our "Mr. Angry" Ted Jarvis who accuses them of keep calling him, and he wants them to call him so he can give them a piece of his mind – This is especially Funny if you can manage to listen into the prank call as well! 0906 7809837 Calls cost £1.50 per min Mobile calls may cost more Callers must be 18+ years old UK only   Telesales   A classic from our Irish friends…looking for a job in telesales? Have you got what it takes to be the high flyer? Our man sure thinks he does, only his new boss has other ideas! 0906 7809813 Calls cost £1.50 per min Mobile calls may cost more Callers must be 18+ years old UK only   Temple   Fancy telling your friends their neighbours’ lands is making way for a new Muslim temple? They won’t be happy!! 0906 7809804 Calls cost £1.50 per min Mobile calls may cost more Callers must be 18+ years old UK only   Thai Date   I was given your number to sort me out with a little company…maybe a Thai date to make me happy?  Only one way to find out! 0906 7809814 Calls cost £1.50 per min Mobile calls may cost more Callers must be 18+ years old UK only   Trainers    I want to return my trainers…they got wet and they’re faulty….did I tell you I put them in the oven as well but I still want a refund! 0906 7809809 Calls cost £1.50 per min Mobile calls may cost more Callers must be 18+ years old UK only   Tyne Jump   Journalist calls a local lady looking for a volunteer to front a charity bash! No doubt there are rules to the exception but will she take the bait! 0906 7809819 Calls cost £1.50 per min Mobile calls may cost more Callers must be 18+ years old UK only

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